Saturday, November 17, 2007
Guaranteed to be Fat
Thanksgiving is an evil holiday for a girl with no will power! It's almost guaranteed that I will overeat. If they got rid of this holiday, it would be one less day for me to disappoint myself. I'm not really trying to rid myself of any blame. Of course I am to blame. I will eat the mash potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, olives, all covered with gravy and I will relish it all!!!! However, if we did not have this gluttonous holiday, I wouldn't have to eat until my pants needed unbuttoning. Yeah, I know this isn't the most convincing logic but it sounds good to me.
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I couldn't have said it better myself. Last year a girl at work said around September that she was going to go back on her diet on January 2nd. I laughed and then realized that sounded good to me.
A tip for the Thanksgiving Day feast, wear sweatpants. :)
get rid of thanksgiving? don't be crazy. there's nothing i like better than to celebrate a massacre by eating myself sick. i'm making pie again this year. yay!
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